This is great. Shows how bad people suck..The groom here is the fucking man.
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at ClemsonUniversity. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride and her family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests'reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said,"F--- you!". Then he turned to his bride and said,"F--- you!". Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride and best man in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells.
Now another note on why people suck. So we were over my my moms boyfriends familys house for a 12 year olds birthday. Now, his family is like mine because my mom and him have been together for about 15 years. Now, one of the kids, who is about 6, is a little wild. Granted he is only 6. The sad thing is people use this against him and get him in trouble. One of the other kids is 9, and she was walking down the stairs and fell and started crying. Now, as soon as her parents saw this, which are my moms boyfriend and sister and law, they immediately asked if Bobby did it. The little girl said yes!!!!! He was nowhere around!! He got yelled at for the 100th time in his life for doing absolutley nothing.
Finally, after he left, everybody was sitting around the table and the girls father said, "I fucking hate that kid." The kid is 6 years old!!!! Then everybody started saying how much they hate him. Again, he is 6 years old!! He is also their nephew. Hes a 6 year old boy, wtf do they want. Hes a little wild ok but they are the fuckin hypocritical bastards. Who is the idiot here? Is is the wild 6 yr old or the 40 yr old who calls the six year old a fuckin idiot?!?!? This again just shows how bad people suck.
Gl,
Pete
F
Sunday, December 9, 2007
Saturday, December 8, 2007
Ship me 14k haters
This entry is for you haters who play with me on bodog. You bitch about me, tell me I run like god, and frankly never give me any credit. The funny thing is I beat you gys day in and day out. You guys never ask yourselves why this happens? Maybe its more your game and not me running like god. I mean Ive been running great lately but I mean I have had 20 straight winning months. Is that a coincidence? I would say not. Well played about 8 hrs today, and you people who hate on me shipped me 14k. It is my best day ever and I thank each and every one of you for it.
Some people exempt from this bashing is BlueSky and a few others. Hansen Hustle, you are my personal favorite. You are the king of the bashing and telling me I run like god. You always talk smack. Everytime i make a raise, here is what you say, "You run like god." The best part about ur bashing is that we play 6 handed and here are ur poker tracker stats. 2500 hands with you and ur playing 17 12. I repeat 17 12 in a 6 handed gm. A lot of the time its less!!! Ok I'm done with you. If u want to hate on me in the chat, Ill hate on u right back.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1788212
Is this running like god, hansen?
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1788217
I believer ur quote here was "Do u always have AA?"
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1788230
Guess I always have it huh Hansen
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1788228
I guess this is running like god
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1788233
Ya I suk...I dont know what im doing
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1788219
Now, this is running like god lol
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1788221
This 2
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1788224
And this
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1788226
This is just classic bodog
SO that for you haters...I always have it Hansen lol.
Anyway, its finals week next week. I have 4 in 3 days. Studied a decent amount this weekend. I dunno. We shall see how they go. Break Wednsday tho!!!!! I cant wait. Gonna do nothing and like it. Just gonna play some poker, chill with my boys, and get lots of sleep.
Peace out
Pete
Some people exempt from this bashing is BlueSky and a few others. Hansen Hustle, you are my personal favorite. You are the king of the bashing and telling me I run like god. You always talk smack. Everytime i make a raise, here is what you say, "You run like god." The best part about ur bashing is that we play 6 handed and here are ur poker tracker stats. 2500 hands with you and ur playing 17 12. I repeat 17 12 in a 6 handed gm. A lot of the time its less!!! Ok I'm done with you. If u want to hate on me in the chat, Ill hate on u right back.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1788212
Is this running like god, hansen?
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1788217
I believer ur quote here was "Do u always have AA?"
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1788230
Guess I always have it huh Hansen
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1788228
I guess this is running like god
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1788233
Ya I suk...I dont know what im doing
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1788219
Now, this is running like god lol
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1788221
This 2
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1788224
And this
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1788226
This is just classic bodog
SO that for you haters...I always have it Hansen lol.
Anyway, its finals week next week. I have 4 in 3 days. Studied a decent amount this weekend. I dunno. We shall see how they go. Break Wednsday tho!!!!! I cant wait. Gonna do nothing and like it. Just gonna play some poker, chill with my boys, and get lots of sleep.
Peace out
Pete
Sunday, December 2, 2007
November Review and Something I Think is Unfair
Well poker has been nothing short of an amazing lately. Im playing pretty well and running like God. I capped off November this week by winning 11.5k. Overall for November I played about 57.5 hrs and made a little more than 17k which is what I average per month roughly.
Poker has just been so amazing since my trip to Vegas for my birthday. Since August 21st, which is a little over 3 months, I have made about 85k. That is a pretty sweet run. I dont know how to load the poker tracker data still, but here are my stats since October 17th. This is also when I started watching cardrunners videos which has made an enormous improvement in my game. I have made a little over 40k in 25k hands. $1.60 a hand is pretty sick. My bb/100 is 9.53. I have played 95 hours and have made 425 bucks an hour. Here are some recent hands.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1763483
This was the biggest hand I won
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1763487
Gin on the turn
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1763491
People suck
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1763493
This dude tore me a new asshole for raising j7. Lol his play was way worse
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1763496
What can i say to this
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1763498
I think Im supposed to call here. I mean im gettin 2 to 1. It turned out to be the right call but it was a huge pot to lose with 8 high
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1763503
I have to call here too right?
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1763505
Making a very nice call and gettin shit on
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1763508
lol nice bluff pete
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1763512
Can you say cooler?
Now to something that pisses me off. I mean I have made a very large sum of money in the past 19.5 months. I ask myself how am i so fortunate to have been able to accomplish this. I talk to people who have college degrees and they struggle to support their families. They live paycheck to paycheck. Now this is where I ask myself, how is this fair. There are nights I come home sit there for an hr and a half and I make 5k. Thats a month and a half salry for a good job and I have the ability to make that in an hour and a half!!! I really do nothing. I sit on my ass, type a paper, watch a little tv, and click a button.
How is that deserving of 400 bucks an hour? This is what capitalistic society is though. I am not cdowning capitalism. I mean I believe thats its the best kind of economy. I just think that it sucks that someone works their ass off 40 hours a week and has to live paycheck to paycheck. Some guy trying to put a kid through school and works his ass off to do so seems more deserving of making a lot of money than someone like me. Hopefully, I will continue to be successful and be able to help people and make a difference with the money I make.
Gl,
Pete
Poker has just been so amazing since my trip to Vegas for my birthday. Since August 21st, which is a little over 3 months, I have made about 85k. That is a pretty sweet run. I dont know how to load the poker tracker data still, but here are my stats since October 17th. This is also when I started watching cardrunners videos which has made an enormous improvement in my game. I have made a little over 40k in 25k hands. $1.60 a hand is pretty sick. My bb/100 is 9.53. I have played 95 hours and have made 425 bucks an hour. Here are some recent hands.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1763483
This was the biggest hand I won
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1763487
Gin on the turn
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1763491
People suck
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1763493
This dude tore me a new asshole for raising j7. Lol his play was way worse
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1763496
What can i say to this
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1763498
I think Im supposed to call here. I mean im gettin 2 to 1. It turned out to be the right call but it was a huge pot to lose with 8 high
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1763503
I have to call here too right?
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1763505
Making a very nice call and gettin shit on
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1763508
lol nice bluff pete
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1763512
Can you say cooler?
Now to something that pisses me off. I mean I have made a very large sum of money in the past 19.5 months. I ask myself how am i so fortunate to have been able to accomplish this. I talk to people who have college degrees and they struggle to support their families. They live paycheck to paycheck. Now this is where I ask myself, how is this fair. There are nights I come home sit there for an hr and a half and I make 5k. Thats a month and a half salry for a good job and I have the ability to make that in an hour and a half!!! I really do nothing. I sit on my ass, type a paper, watch a little tv, and click a button.
How is that deserving of 400 bucks an hour? This is what capitalistic society is though. I am not cdowning capitalism. I mean I believe thats its the best kind of economy. I just think that it sucks that someone works their ass off 40 hours a week and has to live paycheck to paycheck. Some guy trying to put a kid through school and works his ass off to do so seems more deserving of making a lot of money than someone like me. Hopefully, I will continue to be successful and be able to help people and make a difference with the money I make.
Gl,
Pete
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Life is very Nice
Well I haven't posted in about 2 weeks. These past 2 weeks have ben little poker and lots of fun. First, I'm gonna discuss poker. Over these 2 weeks I have played about 16 hours of poker over the past 2 weeks with 6 hours coming yesterday. Despite my lack of play, I have been able to make about 7k which is pretty good. I must say that I have played 2 night anialated out of my mind and made about 4k. I dont even remember playing. I am at my all time peak right now which is a great feeling. I have added limit holdem to my variety of games and have had very good results at 20 40. Here are some of the hands that I have played over the past couple weeks.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1744685
This was pretty sweet vs a huge donk. He shipped me 2.5 buy ins here.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1744691
Drunk at VT here at about 4 AM id say. WTF am I doing here? Am I retarded? Yes I am
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1744692
This dude is so bad. I play with him all the time. This is what u get on the dog. Lets wait till the K hits to get it in lol.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1744693
Was pretty sure I was ahead
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1744694
Nice flop with 4 ppl in the pot
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1744695
No respect
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1744697
Well played by this gy
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1744698
Doing a friend dirty lol
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1744699
This gy bluffs his chips sooo much got cute and fuked myself played river terribly. I deserved this.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1744700
Guess Im glad I dint bust
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1744701
Wtf do u do here? I mean yea im beat here most of time but he could show up with worse aces 2 pair. I dunno.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1744702
Cute
Besides poker the past 2 weeks have been amazing. $ friends and I went to VT last weekend which was awesome. It was maybe the most fun I had on a weekend in aw hile. We went to the Miami VT game on Saturday while there. The whole weekend was just a big party and it was great. Then this week was Thanksgiving break which was great. The whole time I just hung out with my friends down at my house or we went out and had a good time.
Well my good friend Jared and I gambled each night over break. We play 3 games. We play heads up poker with a $1500 buy in and blinds at 5 10. We also play a game called spradley. In this gm 5s and 10s are wild and you play the board for the pot in the middle. Finally, we play Acey Ducey. Going into break he owed me 2300 bucks. Our games over this break were nuts. Twice he had to pay the pot in Acey Ducey over 1300 bucks when he was dealt A 2 and the next card paired the 2 both times making him pay double the pot.
He got pissed so we started playing hu poker where he owned my ass. In total he beat me out of 4500 hu. It should have been 7500 when I made the worst play in the hist of poker and sucked out for a 3k pot. When it was all said and done he owed me a measley 150 bucks. Our games were a lot of fun though and I look fwd to playing him again in a couple weeks.
Another thing I did over break was start investing. I put 30k into a portfolio. I plan on adding another 20 at the start of the year and another 20 every 6 months. I am glad that I started this at such a young age.
Bed time now.
gl,
Pete
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1744685
This was pretty sweet vs a huge donk. He shipped me 2.5 buy ins here.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1744691
Drunk at VT here at about 4 AM id say. WTF am I doing here? Am I retarded? Yes I am
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1744692
This dude is so bad. I play with him all the time. This is what u get on the dog. Lets wait till the K hits to get it in lol.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1744693
Was pretty sure I was ahead
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1744694
Nice flop with 4 ppl in the pot
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1744695
No respect
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1744697
Well played by this gy
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1744698
Doing a friend dirty lol
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1744699
This gy bluffs his chips sooo much got cute and fuked myself played river terribly. I deserved this.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1744700
Guess Im glad I dint bust
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1744701
Wtf do u do here? I mean yea im beat here most of time but he could show up with worse aces 2 pair. I dunno.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1744702
Cute
Besides poker the past 2 weeks have been amazing. $ friends and I went to VT last weekend which was awesome. It was maybe the most fun I had on a weekend in aw hile. We went to the Miami VT game on Saturday while there. The whole weekend was just a big party and it was great. Then this week was Thanksgiving break which was great. The whole time I just hung out with my friends down at my house or we went out and had a good time.
Well my good friend Jared and I gambled each night over break. We play 3 games. We play heads up poker with a $1500 buy in and blinds at 5 10. We also play a game called spradley. In this gm 5s and 10s are wild and you play the board for the pot in the middle. Finally, we play Acey Ducey. Going into break he owed me 2300 bucks. Our games over this break were nuts. Twice he had to pay the pot in Acey Ducey over 1300 bucks when he was dealt A 2 and the next card paired the 2 both times making him pay double the pot.
He got pissed so we started playing hu poker where he owned my ass. In total he beat me out of 4500 hu. It should have been 7500 when I made the worst play in the hist of poker and sucked out for a 3k pot. When it was all said and done he owed me a measley 150 bucks. Our games were a lot of fun though and I look fwd to playing him again in a couple weeks.
Another thing I did over break was start investing. I put 30k into a portfolio. I plan on adding another 20 at the start of the year and another 20 every 6 months. I am glad that I started this at such a young age.
Bed time now.
gl,
Pete
Sunday, November 11, 2007
Poker Very Nice
Today in between doing my marketing project and going to my finance review session I took a look at my pokertracker stats over the past few weeks. I got pokertracker on October 17th. Since that date here are my statistics. If anybody can show me how to upload it on here please let me know. I have played 13822 hands. I have profited 21,618.59. I have played 52 hours which is about 416 bucks an hour. Pokertracker has missed a few hands during this time. 417 bucks an hour is not too shabby for a 25 day span. 2 hours of play per day is pathetic though.
Here are some of my big wins and losses
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1688892
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1688893
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1688895
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1688896
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1688897
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1688899
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1688902
So poker has gone well this month despite the lack of play. Man, I gotta study all night tonight and then again tommorrow.
Current Music: Winners and Losers- Social Distortion
Gl
Pete
Here are some of my big wins and losses
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1688892
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1688893
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1688895
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1688896
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1688897
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1688899
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1688902
So poker has gone well this month despite the lack of play. Man, I gotta study all night tonight and then again tommorrow.
Current Music: Winners and Losers- Social Distortion
Gl
Pete
Saturday, November 10, 2007
Welcome back Pete
Well...I am back..kinda. This week I played about 9 hours of poker. That is not a lot by any stretch of the imagination but its more than the 54 minutes the previous 11 days. I made about 800 bucks which isnt bad. I did not play well at all. I actually think I played terrible. However, if you play terrible and win thats always a good sign.
This Tuesday I have my big finance test. I cant bring myself to study though. When I am done wrting this blog, I am going to try to study and understand 2 chapters. The test is on 5 chapters. I just want to pull off the average and get a B. After Tuesday, I am pretty much home free until finals week. I have a few small assignments but thats about it.
I cannot wait for Thanksgiving break!!! I just want to hang out with my friends and chill for a week. The past few weeks have been pretty sweet I must say. I have done a few first time things which was a lot of fun. Thursday I got pretty messed up and I dont remember too much about the night cept that it was awesome. Next Friday I am going to Virginia Tech to watch Miami play VT and to have some fun.
I know another boring blog post but there just is not much eventful going on right now. I am just glad that I am getting back into the right frame of mind to play some poker. Hopefully, next week I can get at least 15 + hours in.
Gl,
Pete
This Tuesday I have my big finance test. I cant bring myself to study though. When I am done wrting this blog, I am going to try to study and understand 2 chapters. The test is on 5 chapters. I just want to pull off the average and get a B. After Tuesday, I am pretty much home free until finals week. I have a few small assignments but thats about it.
I cannot wait for Thanksgiving break!!! I just want to hang out with my friends and chill for a week. The past few weeks have been pretty sweet I must say. I have done a few first time things which was a lot of fun. Thursday I got pretty messed up and I dont remember too much about the night cept that it was awesome. Next Friday I am going to Virginia Tech to watch Miami play VT and to have some fun.
I know another boring blog post but there just is not much eventful going on right now. I am just glad that I am getting back into the right frame of mind to play some poker. Hopefully, next week I can get at least 15 + hours in.
Gl,
Pete
Sunday, November 4, 2007
Uneventful week to say the least and Review of October
Well this week has been very uneventful. I have played 100 hand of poker in the last 11 days. I have played less than 1 hour. This is just crazy now. I have no desire to play, though!!! Absolutely none. I dont see that changing anytime in the next week.
Tommorrow I have an exam that Im gonna study most of the night for. I should be ready for it and hope to do ok. I have a bunch of little assignments due this week that will tak up some time. I have to write a bad news letter for Bus comm. I have to examine a case for HRM and work on a marketing project. Finally I have a quiz in finance. Pretty much, I have something due in all 5 classes. However, after next Tuesday, I am pretty much home free until finals week.
Well this weekend was ok. I was going to go to Canada for the WPT event but that kinda fell through. Friday night I went to a party which was a good time. I got pretty drunk. Last week I did keep myself busy. I went out to dinner on Tuesday and went to a movie on Thursday. Hopefully, I will get some hands in this week.
Sorry for the boring blog post everyone!
Whoa I am editing this post because I almost forgot about my review of October. It was a productive month for not playing the last 8 days of it! I logged about 85 hours of play where I won about $30,000. I think this is about 350 bucks an hour which is a very nice rate. Next month I will have the poker tracker stuff to post. According to my pokertracker, I made $20,000. This was only over a 7 day stretch though.
Gl,
Pete
Tommorrow I have an exam that Im gonna study most of the night for. I should be ready for it and hope to do ok. I have a bunch of little assignments due this week that will tak up some time. I have to write a bad news letter for Bus comm. I have to examine a case for HRM and work on a marketing project. Finally I have a quiz in finance. Pretty much, I have something due in all 5 classes. However, after next Tuesday, I am pretty much home free until finals week.
Well this weekend was ok. I was going to go to Canada for the WPT event but that kinda fell through. Friday night I went to a party which was a good time. I got pretty drunk. Last week I did keep myself busy. I went out to dinner on Tuesday and went to a movie on Thursday. Hopefully, I will get some hands in this week.
Sorry for the boring blog post everyone!
Whoa I am editing this post because I almost forgot about my review of October. It was a productive month for not playing the last 8 days of it! I logged about 85 hours of play where I won about $30,000. I think this is about 350 bucks an hour which is a very nice rate. Next month I will have the poker tracker stuff to post. According to my pokertracker, I made $20,000. This was only over a 7 day stretch though.
Gl,
Pete
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